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1.99sLadies and gentlemen...
2.87stonight I'd like to harangue you about the plight of-
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3.06sOh, Mom. Why did you wake me up?
3.2sI dreamt l was at the Kennedy Center Honors.
2.83sWell, here's another low-rated annual event-
1.76sspring-cleaning!
2.47sCome on! Everyone's helping!
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2.03sYou’ve gotta get rid ofthose Furbys.
1.87sThey've turned feral.
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2.83sHmm. This is an interesting old book.
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2.49s"Molokai desuratsin maladactu...
2.56snosferatu assendum corpuralis...
2.2sdiabolicus abominopilous.”
2.13sOoh! Mad Libs!
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2.53sHey, a box of old videotapes.