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4.13sSon, I just want you to know whatever that judge decides...
1.97sI'm gonna be the best dad I can.
2.87sNo judge would send a preteen out on his Own-
2.23sWhoo-hoo! You’re still mine!
2.43sAnd you thought I was a bad dad before!
0sExcept in this case!
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1.97sThat boy's about as safe living with you...
1.93sas a crawdad in a gumbo shack.
3.66sBart Simpson, I declare you emancipated!
4.13sFurther, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
2.33sMmm. Garnish.
2.9sThat means half your paycheck goes to Bart.
3.37sWhat the- Half goes to Bart, half goes to my Vegas wife.
1.47sWhat’s left for Moe?