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2.47sin words I can understand.
3.46sLook, boy. I know I did wrong, and I'm truly sorry.
2.53sI put you in humiliating commercials for money...
2.33swhich I spent on myself.
2.99sI just wish I had an opportunity to make things right.
3.6sMr. Simpson, I like the way you handled yourself on that board.
1.97sWould you like to do a commercial for us?
3.83sAnything! As long as I can give the money to my son.
4.8sExcellent! I represent Viagrogaine, the topical rub for bald, impotent men.
1.52sWell, I am bald and important. Where do I sign?
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1.7sOh, Steve, you 're everything a giri could Want
2.83s- What's your secret?
- Well, Cathy, i // teii you.
1.63sts Viagrogaine.
2.9sit gives you iots of hair and what you need down there!
2.23sWhat are you waiting for, ioser?
2.23s[Man Announcing f Possible side-effects include ioss of scalp and penis.
1.66sWhat did they say about my scalp?
2.03sDont worry, Dad. tsjust a commercial.
2.09sNo one will remember this in 50 years.