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2.94sI heard a wonderful saying today:
2.23s"Forgive and forget."
3.87sYes, Son. At times like this, I just look at my bracelet.
2.3sGood point, Dad. What would Jesus do?
3.2sJesus? I thought it was Geppettol Aw, phh-
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0.8s- Who is it?
- I'm here to serve you with a subpoena.
0.8sWell, I'm not opening the door.
0.93sIt comes with a side of bacon.
1.65sIs it crispy?
0.91sYes.
1.63sBut not too crispy?
1.23sNo.
3.06sSee you in court!
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1.9sBart, you’re suing us?
1.93sYes. I want to be emancipated.
2.83sEmancipated? Dont you like being a dude?
4.94sNo, Dad. It means Bart would be a legal adult and free to move out ofthe house.
2.47sI wanted a sewing room, but not like this.
1.47sNot like this!
2.47sMom, youve always been cool to me...
3.23sbut Homer is a lousy dad, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!