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3.66sWhen my mom wants to get back at my dad, she uses her lawyer.
0sDoes it make him cry?
2.02sMore than normal.
1.97sHey, Son.
2.59sI’ve got tickets for the circus.
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2.56sHmm. "Badger, Haggle & Bill.
2.97sLuvum & Burnham, Family Law.
2.09sHackey, Joke & Dunnit."
1.3sBingo!
0sI want a divorce from my parents.
3.06sYou wha-
2.16sI said I want a divorce from my parents.
2.37sYes, I heard you. l was just calling my secretary.
3.8sUwa, get me the standard child-divorcing-parent form.
1.63sYes, sir.
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2.94sI heard a wonderful saying today:
2.23s"Forgive and forget."
3.87sYes, Son. At times like this, I just look at my bracelet.
2.3sGood point, Dad. What would Jesus do?