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3.17sWe monorail conductors are a crazy breed,
4.67shalf in love with death, gobbling up danger like ordinary men eat peanuts.
2.43s- Am I turning you on? - No.
2.4sWhat if I undo this button? Good night, Homer.
2.1sWhat if I talk like this?
2.85sWhat if I sing to you?
12.46sI gave my love A chicken it had no bone Mmm, chicken. So then, "mono" means "one,"
2.07sand "rail" means "rail."
2.79sAnd that concludes our intensive three-week course.
2.97sHey, wait, man. Who gets to be conductor?
4.25sOh, right, that. Well, I've been monitoring your progress closely.
3.77sBut this gentleman here clearly stands out above the rest. Who, me?
0.64sYeah, sure.
4.24sAfter an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor--
2.72sHomer Simpson.