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2.8sAll right. I tell you what I'll do.
2.18sI'll show you my idea.
0.5sI give you the Springfield Monorail!
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3.84sI've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook,
3.42sand by gum, it put them on the map!
2.09sWell, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide,
2.14selectrified, six-car monorail.
1.92s- What'd I say?
- Monorail!
1.75sWhat's it called? Monorail!
2sThat's right, monorail!
2.2sMonorail. Monorail. Monorail.
2.07sI hear those things are awfully loud.
2.2sIt glides as softly as a cloud.
1.82sIs there a chance the track could bend?
2.1sNot on your life, my Hindu friend.
1.8sWhat about us brain-dead slobs?
2.2sYou'll be given cushy jobs.