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2.8sAll right. I tell you what I'll do.
2.18sI'll show you my idea.
0.5sI give you the Springfield Monorail!
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3.84sI've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook,
3.42sand by gum, it put them on the map!
2.09sWell, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide,
2.14selectrified, six-car monorail.
1.92s- What'd I say?
- Monorail!
1.75sWhat's it called? Monorail!
2sThat's right, monorail!
2.2sMonorail. Monorail. Monorail.
2.07sI hear those things are awfully loud.
2.2sIt glides as softly as a cloud.
1.82sIs there a chance the track could bend?
2.1sNot on your life, my Hindu friend.
1.8sWhat about us brain-dead slobs?
2.2sYou'll be given cushy jobs.
1.67sWere you sent here by the devil?
2sNo, good sir. I'm on the level.
2.05sThe ring came off my pudding can!
1.45sTake my pen knife, my good man.
2.37sI swear it's Springfield's only choice.
2.05sThrow up your hands and raise your voice.