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2.99sAre you squandering the precious gift of life in front of the idiot box?
0.42sWhat's it to you?
2.75sAre you on your third beer of the evening?
2.15sDoes whiskey count as beer?
3.84sWell, maybe it's time you joined the exciting field of monorail conducting...
2.4sby enrolling at the Lanley Institute.
2.74sActual institute may not match photo.
1.98sMarge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
0.42sHomer, no.
2.6sIt's my lifelong dream.
3.04sYour lifelong dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game,
1.89sand you did it last year, remember?
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1.7sOh, yeah.
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1.8sGood evening.
3.47sBefore we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
0.52sI am, and she is.
2.8sWell, I'd like you to please leave.