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2.74sActual institute may not match photo.
1.98sMarge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
0.42sHomer, no.
2.6sIt's my lifelong dream.
3.04sYour lifelong dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game,
1.89sand you did it last year, remember?
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1.7sOh, yeah.
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1.8sGood evening.
3.47sBefore we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
0.52sI am, and she is.
2.8sWell, I'd like you to please leave.
0.63sShould we take our hidden camera?
1.63sWould you?
1.9sLet's go, Phil.
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4.24sTrue or false: You can get mono from riding the monorail.
3.1sMmm, false. No, wait. Maybe it's true.
1.65sNo, you were right. It's false.
4.74sWow. You really are gonna be a monorail conductor. That's right, boy.
1.58sYou know, I used to think you were stuck...
2.4sin an emasculating, go-nowhere job.
0.42sKids.
3.85sBut now, I wanna follow in your footsteps.
2.02sDo you want to change your name to Homer junior?