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1.88sspent on more police officers.
2.25sI have been shot eight times this year,
2.8sand as a result, I almost missed work.
0.49sCrybaby.
4.24sMy name is Marge Simpson, and I have an idea.
3.1sIt may sound a little boring at first. Chat away.
3.59sI'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
3.35sOh. Well, surely you've all noticed...
2.8sthe terrible condition Main Street is in.
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3.27sMany of us have destroyed it by leaving winter chains on our tires...
2.37sand carrying too much weight.
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2.74sWhoo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!
4.14sAnd those potholes are becoming a real nuisance.
1.74sHo!
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2.1sNow hold on just one minute.
3.84sSure, we could fix up Main Street.
2.74sWe could put all our eggs in one basket.
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2.54sShut up! I wasn't done yet.