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1.65sIt's a nice day.
1.83sWe'll take him out to the yard, and after you shoot him,
1.52swe'll play catch with his bladder.
2.37sBut I can't. He's my pet.
1.27sYou shot your hamster.
2.27sI told you, that was suicide.
4.66s(FRY GROANS) He looks kind of sick. What have you been feeding him?
2.55sUh, some stuff I made.
2.54sWhatever. It's time I made a man out of you.
3.22sRight here, today, while I'm not missing anything good on TV.
2.7sNow get in there and shoot your beloved pet!
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1.67sI guess this is goodbye.
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1.4sIt's okay, Jrrr.
3.5sThe week I spent hiding in your closet, eating your turds,
1.9swas the best week of my life.
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0.92s(FRY SHRIEKS)
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1.33sRun, boy! Run!
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