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2.57sI don't want to conquer planets or kill things,
1.63sor wear a lame cape.
1.45sIt's not lame, it's lame.
2.5sAnd this thing lying on the bed?
4.27sHe may be a weird skin ball full of love and some kind of red juice,
1.27swhich is delicious, by the way,
1.3sI've been drinking it every day,
1.57sbut we're friends.
1.72sAnd I will not kill him.
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3.67sYou know, standing up to me is pretty manly.
2.54sI'll tell you what, sport. I'll kill him for you.
2.89sGood news! Nobody has to kill him after all.
1.53sBecause he already died!
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1.33s(GASPS) T.!
1.42s(SOBS)
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1.5s(BOTH SOB)
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1.35sSon...
3.85sI didn't mean it about the cape. Capes are cool!
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4.37s(LOW WHINING SOUND) (GASPS) He's alive.
1.37sAt least his butt is.
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