2.4sI opened for the Who at Woodstock.
2.69sI came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele.
3.74sHendrix said he almost plotzed. His exact words.
2.67sOh, I never tire of that story.
2.45sSmithers, why did you iron a crease in these dungarees?
1.94sI look like a square.
2.54sUh, that crease is in your leg, sir.