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2.5s"Runners whom the race outran...
2.2sAnd the name died before the man."
1.95sKrusty, does this have a point?
0.42sYes.
3sI'm quitting show business. I was just trying to go out...
3.1swith a little class, you jackass.
3.05sBut, Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?
2.37s'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore.
4sInstead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and doctor bills,
2.27syou got some big-chin schlub...
3.1sreading typos from the Palookaville Post.
3.57sWell, here's a headline for you: Nobody cares.
2.4s
2.5sHey, I washed your hair.
1.77sThese comics today.
2.37s"Ooh, look at me. I can't set my V.C.R.
2.24s"I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.
1.95sI'm a freakin' moron."
2.12s
2.69sKrusty's gone nuts.
3.24sThen you got these lady comics talking about stuff...
2.23sthat would embarrass Redd Foxx--
2.03sGod rest his smutty soul.