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5.61sOh, look. This is a perfect chance to get you kids some nice church shoes.
1.92s
2.84sWhat do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
3.24sWell, maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him.
2.03sLook, Homer!
1.95sThere's that bird you like to argue with.
3.32sWell, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all.
2.03sExcuse me, Marge.
4.6sThey need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe. Something for church,
3.14sbut also for doctor's appointments, dental checkups,
2.1spiano recitals, building dedications,
4svisiting elderly relatives, haircuts and shoe shopping.
4.1sWell, we have a brown shoe.
3.1sDid you hear that, kids? Brown.
4.14sOh, rats. Talk about bad luck.
4.52sI forgot to wear socks today. Guess I can't try those on.
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