2.37sHello. I'm a real person.
4.59sAnd as a real person, I've made some humorous observations about real life.
3.79sFor example, have you ever noticed how there are two phone books,
2.6sa white one and a yellow one?
2.17sLike, what's the deal with that?
2.6sOne's residential, the other is business.
4.05sOh, well, that makes sense.