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3.62sAh, that burns! What the hell is on those things?
3.39sHere. Quick, use my Krusty Eye Wash. No, not on your life.
2.6sThanks for coming, jay. Krusty really needs help.
1.78sOh, no question.
1.93sI gotta freshen up my act.
4.2sJay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
2.9sAnswer me! Yes! Now stop squirming.
1.95sI'm trying to get these tangles out.
2.02sThey are just impossible.
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3.3sWell, they are. Anyway, don't you have some advice for Krusty?
3.37sWell, these days, people like observational humor...
2.4sabout things they deal with in everyday life.
3.4sOh, yeah. You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters,
1.93sand they're still covered with schmutz?
3.64sWell, kind of, but more universal.
2.03sAnd maybe lose the "me so sorry" bit.
2.5sHey, whoa, whoa. Let's not tamper with a classic.
3.62sShut up, kid. Come on, Leno. Tamper, teach, impart.
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