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3.97sthe sultan of seltzer? Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh?
3.14sWell, only if something tickles me just right.
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5.3sYeah, excuse me. I'm looking for someone named "jay Leno."
2.44sSomebody wanna get this kid a TV?
0.68sWhoa, gee, thanks, mister.
0.65sYeah, just joking. I-i'm jay Leno.
2.24sOh.
2.83sSo what can I do for you, huh? Well, if you're running the show,
1.92show could you leave out Krusty the Clown?
3.84sAh, Krusty the Clown? That takes me back.
2.79sDidn't he die in a grease fire?
1.08sNo, he's alive.
3.49sAnd he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.
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2.79sWell, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in.
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2.45sCharity, eh? What's my cut?