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1.85sThank you for coming.
4.24s"Smart lads who slip at times away...
2.87s"From fields where glory will not stay...
2.5s"Runners whom the race outran...
2.2sAnd the name died before the man."
1.95sKrusty, does this have a point?
0.42sYes.
3sI'm quitting show business. I was just trying to go out...
3.1swith a little class, you jackass.
3.05sBut, Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?
2.37s'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore.
4sInstead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and doctor bills,
2.27syou got some big-chin schlub...
3.1sreading typos from the Palookaville Post.
3.57sWell, here's a headline for you: Nobody cares.
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2.5sHey, I washed your hair.