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2.97sUh, what about two-cent stamps?
2.47sPizza pie is very hot these days.
4.1sCan't open pickle jars. No mail on Sunday. Out of paper towels.
4.72sOh, oh, oh. What's the deal with cardboard? Boo!
2.14sAll right, let's just move on to Notebook 2.
2sI've really gotta get dinner started. Me too.
1.85sI also have to go. Boo!
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2.74sKrusty, the acoustics in here-- I appreciate the effort, kid.
2.35sBut there's only one thing left for me to do.
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1.85sThank you for coming.
4.24s"Smart lads who slip at times away...
2.87s"From fields where glory will not stay...
2.5s"Runners whom the race outran...
2.2sAnd the name died before the man."
1.95sKrusty, does this have a point?
0.42sYes.
3sI'm quitting show business. I was just trying to go out...
3.1swith a little class, you jackass.
3.05sBut, Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?
2.37s'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore.