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5.67sYes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother.
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4.27sUh, Krusty. Hang on, kid. I got a tack in my head.
3.44sThat's one of your posters. I got all the Krusty stuff.
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3.77sMan, look at all the crap with my face on it.
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4.05s"Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?
2.3sAll these years, I should've been working on my act,
2.43sbut I was too busy selling out.
3.27sNow I'm just a tired old hack.
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3.62sAh, that burns! What the hell is on those things?
3.39sHere. Quick, use my Krusty Eye Wash. No, not on your life.
2.6sThanks for coming, jay. Krusty really needs help.
1.78sOh, no question.
1.93sI gotta freshen up my act.
4.2sJay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?