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3.07sWho they slept with. What time they sit on the can.
2.67sThis is supposed to get you a husband?
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2.99sWhat the hell are you laughin' at? I'm just tellin' the truth.
0.48sAnd it's funny.
2.87sIt is?
3.9sIn that case, I'm proud to announce my triumphant return to comedy.
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3.84s"Four drink minimum"? I'll cover you, honey.
2.82sHi, how you folks doing? I'm Moe.
5.92sOr, as the ladies like to call me, "Hey, you, behind the bushes."
2.2sIs this thing on?
2.55sNo. Sorry, Moe.
3.64sAnd now, without further Apu.
2.38sI have been zinged and I love it.
5.32sThe last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice,