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1.1sRoll some joints and get high.
1.13sYeah, we got to do those things.
2.3sThat's not funny. Drugs aren't funny.
1.94sThey ruin lives. Amen.
1.87sNo, Peter. You're not funny.
1.03sI'm afraid Dan's right.
1.2sYou're not funny at all.
1.03sI don't get it.
1.94sYou're painfully unfunny.
1sGet the fuck out of my house!
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1.43sHey, Stewie, can I talk to you for a sec?
3.1sLook, Brian, I've colored Sebastian the crab blue!
4.3sIf that isn't a middle finger to society, I don't know what is.
2.67sI don't like it anymore. I wish I'd colored him red.
4.7sDo you think it's a little odd that Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd have moved into Quahog together?
1.77sI mean, why here? Why now?
2.5sI don't know. Maybe we go over there and find out.
1.52sMaybe we do.
3.74sHey. Hi, there. Can you guys tell Meg I'm seeing someone?
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1.23sBRIAN: You see anything?
1.33sDoesn't look like anybody's home.
1.08s(GUNS COCKING)
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2.34sWon't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?
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