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2.3sI'm... I'm thinking this guy.
1.33sLet me show you something that's funny.
3.14sOkay, here's an impression of John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving.
3.9s"I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving, pilgrims.
2.6s"Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!"
2.74s(LAUGHING) Where's this guy been?
1.92sWell, Mr. Griffin, this has been a lot of fun.
1.07sA lot of fun.
4.1sBut we got to get back over to our place and kind of do... What do we have to do?
1.1sRoll some joints and get high.
1.13sYeah, we got to do those things.
2.3sThat's not funny. Drugs aren't funny.
1.94sThey ruin lives. Amen.
1.87sNo, Peter. You're not funny.
1.03sI'm afraid Dan's right.
1.2sYou're not funny at all.
1.03sI don't get it.
1.94sYou're painfully unfunny.
1sGet the fuck out of my house!
1.43sHey, Stewie, can I talk to you for a sec?
3.1sLook, Brian, I've colored Sebastian the crab blue!
4.3sIf that isn't a middle finger to society, I don't know what is.
2.67sI don't like it anymore. I wish I'd colored him red.
4.7sDo you think it's a little odd that Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd have moved into Quahog together?