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3.2sWhat the... Oh, man. We're supposed to do a show tonight.
2.57sWhere's the audience? I don't see them anywhere.
2.43sIf only they could make some noise to let me know they're here.
1sMAN 1: We're here.
2.13sOh, there you are. Thank God.
1.67sWell, we're Room for Improv-ment.
1.87sSo without further ado, I need a place.
1.13sMAN 1: Your ass!
1.2sOkay, come on now.
1sSomething serious.
1.57sMAN 1: Your mom's ass!
2.27sHey, let's get that guy out of here, huh? Okay, a real place.
2.14sMAN 2: Goldman's Pharmacy on Third and Maple.
1.1sWOMAN: Give them the hours.
1.03sMAN 2: 8:00 a.m. to...
1.17sOkay, I heard "pharmacy."
1.94sWho's in the pharmacy? PETER: John Wayne!
1.87sWhat the... Peter, you're not supposed to be in the audience.
1.43sGet the hell up onstage.
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2.94sAll right. Hey there, sir. Welcome to my pharmacy. Can I help you?
2.47sHere's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
2.64s"Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!"
6.01s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) You like that? Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving.