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2.3sThe activation phrase was something that no one would ever think to utter.
1.5sWhat is it? The phrase is,
3.62s"Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."
3.65sYou see, the U.S. government believes that one of these sleeper agents is right here in Quahog.
2.44sNow, you two individuals live here.
3.05sAre there any local residents whom you've seen acting strangely?
2.97sWell, there's a pedophile up the street that nobody seems to be doing anything about,
1.57sbut it's mainly because he's so funny.
2.3sWell, look, we'd be happy to help in any way we can.
3.4sHey, is Ron Howard's weird-looking brother one of these lab technicians?
1.9sOf course he is. It's an '80s movie.
1.75sHey, there's something on the screen.
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2.9sAnd those two bums turned to me and said, "You're not funny, Peter."
1.03sIn my own house!
1.07sWell, what was the bit?
1.37sOkay, ready?
3.7sI'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving, pilgrims.
2.54sHappy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.
3.34s(LAUGHING) Oh, God. Oh, my.
1.48sOh, my God, Peter!
2.53sI'll tell you, and I'm your friend and I'll be honest with you, that's funny.
1.44sThat is funny.
2.1sAnd you know what I appreciate about your joke, Peter?