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3.2sWhat the... Oh, man. We're supposed to do a show tonight.
2.57sWhere's the audience? I don't see them anywhere.
2.43sIf only they could make some noise to let me know they're here.
1sMAN 1: We're here.
2.13sOh, there you are. Thank God.
1.67sWell, we're Room for Improv-ment.
1.87sSo without further ado, I need a place.
1.13sMAN 1: Your ass!
1.2sOkay, come on now.
1sSomething serious.
1.57sMAN 1: Your mom's ass!
2.27sHey, let's get that guy out of here, huh? Okay, a real place.
2.14sMAN 2: Goldman's Pharmacy on Third and Maple.
1.1sWOMAN: Give them the hours.
1.03sMAN 2: 8:00 a.m. to...
1.17sOkay, I heard "pharmacy."
1.94sWho's in the pharmacy? PETER: John Wayne!
1.87sWhat the... Peter, you're not supposed to be in the audience.
1.43sGet the hell up onstage.
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2.94sAll right. Hey there, sir. Welcome to my pharmacy. Can I help you?
2.47sHere's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
2.64s"Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!"
6.01s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) You like that? Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving.
2.37s"Where's my penis, pilgrims?"
5.24s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) And here's John Wayne Gacy at the first Thanksgiving.