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1.57sMAN 1: Your mom's ass!
2.27sHey, let's get that guy out of here, huh? Okay, a real place.
2.14sMAN 2: Goldman's Pharmacy on Third and Maple.
1.1sWOMAN: Give them the hours.
1.03sMAN 2: 8:00 a.m. to...
1.17sOkay, I heard "pharmacy."
1.94sWho's in the pharmacy? PETER: John Wayne!
1.87sWhat the... Peter, you're not supposed to be in the audience.
1.43sGet the hell up onstage.
1.74s
2.94sAll right. Hey there, sir. Welcome to my pharmacy. Can I help you?
2.47sHere's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
2.64s"Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!"
6.01s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) You like that? Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving.
2.37s"Where's my penis, pilgrims?"
5.24s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) And here's John Wayne Gacy at the first Thanksgiving.
5.49s"I want to dress up like a clown "and have sex with children and kill them, pilgrims."
6.01s(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Guys, I got to split. I took a wet duke.
0.87s
1.4sAnd...
1.94sOkay, this is not something that should ever have been attempted.
1.67sThank you very much. Good night, everybody.
1.33sImprov!
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