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3.02son an otherwise cloudy day.
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2.37sYour pal,
2.03sCaptain Lance Murdock.
2.77sWow, man. Thanks, Lance.
2.53sYou're welcome, son. Nurse, take this thing out of my mouth now.
2sMr. Murdock, my brother's thinking about...
2.7sjumping Springfield Gorge on his skateboard.
2.47sCould you leave me with the young 'uns, please ?
1.35s
3.09sNow, let me start by sayin', good for you, son.
2.77sIt's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
2.84sNow, a lot of people are gonna be telling you you're crazy.
2.77sAnd maybe they're right, but the fact of the matter is,
2.1sbones heal, chicks dig scars,
2.34sand the United States of America has...
3.1sthe best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.
0.3sBut, Captain Murdock--
1.83sThanks, Lance !
4.04sYou're welcome, little partner. On your way out, tell the nurse I'm ready for my sponge bath.
2.23sAnother fringe benefit. Nurse !
4.2sSpringfield Gorge ? I thought we'd settled this daredevil junk !
1.47sSquealer.
0.71sI'm sorry, Bart.