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2.34sand the United States of America has...
3.1sthe best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.
0.3sBut, Captain Murdock--
1.83sThanks, Lance !
4.04sYou're welcome, little partner. On your way out, tell the nurse I'm ready for my sponge bath.
2.23sAnother fringe benefit. Nurse !
4.2sSpringfield Gorge ? I thought we'd settled this daredevil junk !
1.47sSquealer.
0.71sI'm sorry, Bart.
5.1sBut if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
2.22sBart, I forbid you to jump over that gorge.
3.72sYou can't. I can and do ! Go to your room, Bart !
2.77sThere, I've done it. I'm glad somebody finally stepped in...
2.49sand put an end to this nonsense once and for all.
2.22sYou can tell me not to do it,
2.94sbut there's no way you can watch me 24 hours a day.