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1.49sLincoler is a crazed maniac --
5.5sjust a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral superleader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln.
3.87sTurns out it just adds up to a lame, weird loser.
2.63sRick, you brought me into this world,
4.6sa suffering abomination tortured by the duality of its being.
4.57sBut I shall finally know peace when I watch the life drain from yourwretched body!
1.33sWhoa. What's up, man?
1.83sl have no quarrel with you, boy,
1.76s"Boy"? What's that supposed to mean?
1.4sIt's just -- l-look,
2.8sl-l don't know how you thought I meant it, but...
1.26sDon't look at me, dude.
2.4sLook, I'm half-Abraham Lincoln, so --
2.2sSo I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?!
1.59sWell, no, but...
1.93sYou know? What do I know?
2.59sThat the Third Reich will reign for a thousand years?
1.02sLeave him alone, Brad.
1.14sStay out ofthis, Jessica!
2.26sKick his ass, Brad! Kick his ass!
3.2sALL: Kick his ass! Kick his ass!
0.9sBrad!
1.47sStupid!
1.59sRick!
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