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1.3sCan I have some of your hair?
2.37s" guess so. Great. Thanks.
1.59sAll right, hold still now.
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2.59sYou'll be fine. Hey, come here. Give me a kiss.
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2.9sI'm Gene Shalit now! Bye!
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1.24sHere's your martini, ma'am.
0.67sThanks.
1.19sIt's gone!
1.81sI'm sorry, ma'am. Here's another one.
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1.76sWhat the hell is going on here?
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4.1sHi. Can I get some pretzels or something? I got to drive.
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2.63sDid you bring enough breasts for the rest of the class?
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2.73sHector, how long have we known each other?
2.37s- Since first grade. - Yeah, yeah.
2.83sYou remember that time you called me "Chris Gristle"?
2.76s" think so. Well, burn for it!
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3.7sIt's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Iower-middle-class Irish family.
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