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2.83sThere's something I've been wanting to say to you all evening.
2.43sWhat's that, Mrs. Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas?
2.06sI want to jump your non-bones.
1.93sJeez! I can't believe I'm your type.
4.16sAs you can tell from my husband, I've got a thing for saggy, shapeless men.
3.56sI'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Will you sleep with me?
1.37sYeah, I'm gonna have to pass.
2.76sBut Louie Anderson's eating the soap in the bathroom.
1.33sWhy don't you try him?
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2.73sExcuse me. Aren't you Peter, the human stunt bag?
1.47sThat depends on who's asking.
2.43sI'm a doctor, conducting an experimental procedure...
1.37s...to give bones to a jellyfish.
2.13sI'd like to try it on a human first. Interested?
2.09s" don't know. Interested?
1.13sundefinedDid you just say that? Wes.
0.99sI'll do it!
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2.37sPeter, the operation was a complete success!
1.19sWhat are you going to do now?
3.49sThe whole reason I had the operation was so I could go back to my family.
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