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2.83sThere's something I've been wanting to say to you all evening.
2.43sWhat's that, Mrs. Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas?
2.06sI want to jump your non-bones.
1.93sJeez! I can't believe I'm your type.
4.16sAs you can tell from my husband, I've got a thing for saggy, shapeless men.
3.56sI'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Will you sleep with me?
1.37sYeah, I'm gonna have to pass.
2.76sBut Louie Anderson's eating the soap in the bathroom.
1.33sWhy don't you try him?
2.73sExcuse me. Aren't you Peter, the human stunt bag?
1.47sThat depends on who's asking.
2.43sI'm a doctor, conducting an experimental procedure...
1.37s...to give bones to a jellyfish.
2.13sI'd like to try it on a human first. Interested?
2.09s" don't know.
1.13sundefinedDid you just say that? Wes.
0.99sI'll do it!
2.37sPeter, the operation was a complete success!
1.19sWhat are you going to do now?
3.49sThe whole reason I had the operation was so I could go back to my family.