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2.26sDIRECTOR: Cut and print. That's a wrap.
2.56sGreat job, Peter. Coming to the wrap party tonight?
1.06sGee, I don't know.
3.23sI got a standup comedy class I'm taking at The Learning Annex.
4.84sActually, I won't be a standup comic, I'll be more like an amorphous-blob comic.
1.49sI gotta write that one down!
3.46sNonsense! I'll have the studio send a flatbed for you! See you at 8:00!
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2.83sThere's something I've been wanting to say to you all evening.
2.43sWhat's that, Mrs. Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas?
2.06sI want to jump your non-bones.
1.93sJeez! I can't believe I'm your type.
4.16sAs you can tell from my husband, I've got a thing for saggy, shapeless men.
3.56sI'm married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Will you sleep with me?
1.37sYeah, I'm gonna have to pass.
2.76sBut Louie Anderson's eating the soap in the bathroom.
1.33sWhy don't you try him?
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2.73sExcuse me. Aren't you Peter, the human stunt bag?