2.76sI guess we could all adjust to this.
1.79sLook! I'm making an angel!
1.62sSee, Lois? Everything's gonna be fine.
1.93sNow, smile while I write my name in you.
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2.49sBut, Mom, I've got to use the bathroom now!
3.56sI'm sorry, but your father gets incredibly filthy rolling around everywhere.
1.9sHe just has to take his 12 baths a day.
1.83sI don't like Dad anymore!
2.99sI invited some friends over to jump on him like a trampoline...
2.76s...but his roll of fat sucked up Ryan's shoe!
2.06sAnd his mom yelled at him when he got home!
4.13sAnd he beat me up at school the next day! It's all here in this pamphlet.