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1.37sSure thing, ma'am.
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2.09sWhoa there, little guy. You got to pay for that.
2.49sGo suck a railroad spike. I haven't got any money.
2.83sThen I am afraid I am gonna have to take it away from you.
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2.13sOh, God! Please help me!
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2.99sMove it, you slowpoke! The Iight's green!
4.03sWhat does that cloud look like to you? To me it looks like rain!
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2.99sI used that joke at work. I'm the funniest guy at the office.
1.43sThey say I should do standup.
1.26sThis is insane!
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1.83sOh, my God, Dad! 'NSYNC is in town.
1.93sIf you can get me a lock of Justin's hair...
2.06s...l'll never ask you for shopping money again.
1.26sPlease?
2.99sWe promised Lois we'd use our powers responsibly.
2.9sBut I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt.
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