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2.3sKids, we just have to learn to accept this.
2.83sLike one of those stories on Dateline where a family member...
3.96s...suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody.
4.13sSure they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside. They're dead.
2.13sAnd that'll be our lives.
4.16sWhat a big, boneless jerk I am! I might have screwed up my life...
2.9s...but there's no reason I got to keep screwing up theirs.
2.4sGood-bye, cruel, bone-filled world!
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2.49sSo this is where all the waste and sewage winds up.
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2.26sDIRECTOR: Cut and print. That's a wrap.
2.56sGreat job, Peter. Coming to the wrap party tonight?
1.06sGee, I don't know.
3.23sI got a standup comedy class I'm taking at The Learning Annex.
4.84sActually, I won't be a standup comic, I'll be more like an amorphous-blob comic.