2.1s
2.49sBut, Mom, I've got to use the bathroom now!
3.56sI'm sorry, but your father gets incredibly filthy rolling around everywhere.
1.9sHe just has to take his 12 baths a day.
1.83sI don't like Dad anymore!
2.99sI invited some friends over to jump on him like a trampoline...
2.76s...but his roll of fat sucked up Ryan's shoe!
2.06sAnd his mom yelled at him when he got home!