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2.3sYou don't know about Internet porn?
1.93sDon't know what? I'm not really a computer guy.
1.5sQuagmire, I would think you,
2.6sof all people, would know about Internet porn.
1.03sThey've got, like, thousands,
3.04sliterally millions of naked pictures on the Internet.
1.13sWhat? And videos.
1.47sThousands of them.
1sYou guys are messing with me.
1.52sQuagmire, you don't use the Internet?
2.2sYou mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass?
2.37sNo, I don't use the damn Internet. I thought that was for nerds.
1.67sWhy didn't you guys tell me?
2.6sOh, yeah. You can even see Tonya Harding's honeymoon video on there.
4.25sI mean, it's gross, but it's, like, famous gross.
3.45sYou know, these women don't compare to the old swimsuit issues with Kathy Ireland.
1.87sYeah, she had it going on.
6.07sYou know, Horace still has one of those old beer promotion cutouts of her from, like, 1994, in the back room. Don't you, Horace?
1.88sYou mean this thing? I was about to throw it out.
1.2sIf anyone wants it, it's theirs.
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