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1.44s...had heard.
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2.17sAnd instead of lasting for one day,
2.74sthe oil in the lamp lasted for eight days.
2.74sAnd that is why we celebrate Hanukkah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
3.34sHow long before we play "Pin the eviction notice on the black guy's door"?
1.65sNow, does anyone have any questions?
0.95sYeah, I have a question.
2.97sWhat are you gonna do when Jesus comes back and puts a boot up your ass?
4.57sAnd it's also why many families give their children eight days of presents.
1.67sWait. Did she say eight days of presents?
1.3sYeah.
2.77sWell, this Judaism thing is gonna be better than I thought.
1.95sAll right, class. That's all for today's lesson.
2.05sNow, everyone off to gym class.
2.72sAll right. Today we're gonna play soccer.
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1.23sHuh. That was easy.
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2.2sHey, Lois, the kids are all asleep.
1.97sI suppose they are.
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