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1.33sOh, thank you.
4.7s(INAUDIBLE) Mom, is sodomy illegal if you're Jewish?
2.54sI hope so, Meg. I really do.
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2.74sIt's not, Lois. It's not.
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2.22sDad, this isn't the way to school.
1.2sYes, it is, Chris.
4.47sOne of the best parts about being Jewish is getting to take advantage of their excellent schools.
1.63sI'm not going to no Jewish school.
2.84sSitting around all day with a bunch of short, hairy guys.
2.57sI'll feel like I'm on the forest moon of Endor.
2.65sDidn't you... Didn't you make that joke the other day?
3.7sOh, yeah. No, I just... I wasn't sure if everybody had...
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1.44s...had heard.
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2.17sAnd instead of lasting for one day,
2.74sthe oil in the lamp lasted for eight days.
2.74sAnd that is why we celebrate Hanukkah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
3.34sHow long before we play "Pin the eviction notice on the black guy's door"?
1.65sNow, does anyone have any questions?
0.95sYeah, I have a question.
2.97sWhat are you gonna do when Jesus comes back and puts a boot up your ass?