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4sIt's a process that involves spiritual education and good works.
2.34sSo what you're saying is that it happens overnight?
4.77sLook, Peter, I'm the one with the Jewish heritage and I really don't want to make a big deal out of this.
2.42sLeave it to a Jew to take all the fun out of being a Jew.
1.37sNow, listen up. I like the hat and I like the scarf,
1sso we're doing this.
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3.04sKids, from now on this is where we'll celebrate the Sabbath.
2.07sPeter, this is all unnecessary.
2.04sOur life was fine the way it was.
2.1sCheck it out. I'm one of you guys now, huh?
3.67sI'm Jewish! Yeah! Holocaust! We're number one!
2.45sLook at all these short, hairy men.
2.84sGod, I feel like I'm on the forest moon of Endor.
3.55sGood afternoon. As we approach the Passover holiday,
6.34slet us remember the struggle of our people as they labored under the yoke of Pharaoh's despotic rule.
2.5sHey, if anyone appreciates a good yoke, it's the "Yews."
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2.24sThat's my Jewish laugh. I'm working on a Jewish laugh.