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1.6sAnd Meg.
5.34sDedicated to truth, justice, and peace for all mankind.
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1.33sHey, Quagmire. What you got there?
1.77sIt's the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
1.47sCheck it out.
1.87sThose swimsuit issues don't excite me like they used to.
1.97sI've been spoiled by Internet porn.
1.24s- It's true.
- Totally.
1.73sWhat do you mean, "Internet porn"?
2.3sYou don't know about Internet porn?
1.93sDon't know what? I'm not really a computer guy.
1.5sQuagmire, I would think you,
2.6sof all people, would know about Internet porn.
1.03sThey've got, like, thousands,
3.04sliterally millions of naked pictures on the Internet.
1.13sWhat? And videos.
1.47sThousands of them.
1sYou guys are messing with me.
1.52sQuagmire, you don't use the Internet?
2.2sYou mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass?
2.37sNo, I don't use the damn Internet. I thought that was for nerds.
1.67sWhy didn't you guys tell me?
2.6sOh, yeah. You can even see Tonya Harding's honeymoon video on there.
4.25sI mean, it's gross, but it's, like, famous gross.