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1.5sWell, I guess you're right.
2.97sThere's no reason things should be any different around here.
1.62sShalom, Jews.
3.47sWow, Dad! Where did you get all that glistening chest hair?
1.47sIt came with my Star of David.
2.8sEveryone, from now on our lives will be better.
2.17sWe'll be wealthy, our sons will become doctors,
1.57sand we'll be in charge of charity,
1.63sso we don't have to contribute to them.
1.98sI'm offended by that, and I'm not even Jewish.
1.44sPeter, what is all this?
3.5sLook, this is my way of letting you know that I'm embracing who you are.
1.3sOh, and I don't respond to Peter.
2.13sFrom now on, I want you to use my Hebrew name.
5.29s(HISSING) Well, I caution you...
4.97s(HISSING) ...that becoming Jewish doesn't happen overnight.
4sIt's a process that involves spiritual education and good works.
2.34sSo what you're saying is that it happens overnight?
4.77sLook, Peter, I'm the one with the Jewish heritage and I really don't want to make a big deal out of this.
2.42sLeave it to a Jew to take all the fun out of being a Jew.
1.37sNow, listen up. I like the hat and I like the scarf,