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1.48sOh, Lois, I missed you.
2.7sYou and your wonderful smile, and your beautiful eyes,
2.8sand your awesome third boob that's on top of the other boob.
2.33sLOIS: What? Oh, my God.
2.44sPeter, that's not a boob. That's a lump.
1.67sA lump? Holy crap!
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2.44sPeter, stop that! We're not having sex.
1.67sI just told you I have a lump.
2.34sI got a lump, too. And mine's easier to get rid of.
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1.38sMrs. Griffin, I've got good news.
2.27sYour test results came back negative.
3.37sIt appears the lump in your breast is not black gross boob death.
1.03sBreast cancer?
1.43sThat's the layman's term, yes.
2.52sOh, thank God. What a relief.
1.55sYeah. That was scary.
2.14sNow, Mrs. Griffin, although you're in the clear for the moment,
4.97swe need to have a look at your family medical history to determine your future risk.
3.34sThat's curious. I didn't realize your mother was a Holocaust survivor.
3.1sMy mother? Oh, no. That's... That's impossible.
1.2sShe's not Jewish.
2.37sAccording to her birth certificate, she is.
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