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4.84sI'm sorry, kids. I just wanted to help Brian run for mayor.
2.54sI guess I forgot what was really important.
1.6sPeter, just go lie down.
1.4sAll right. I'm gonna go lie down.
2.75sAnd then I'm gonna come back and mess up your seder.
2.65sAll right, I'm back. And I'm much more sober.
1.37sLois, what you're doing is wrong.
2.07sI want you to get all this Jew food off the table.
1.67sI most certainly will not.
1.68sIt's me or your religion, Lois.
2.47sI'm a Catholic, and I want to live in a Catholic house.
2.64sWell, I'm a Jew, and I want to live in a nicer house.
1.5sBRIAN: You really think I should run for mayor?
2.9sPeter, you've got to stop living in your own stupid world.
3.7sI'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who doesn't believe in Jesus.
1.8sHey, hey. Heard my name.
3.64sWow, Jesus! Oh, you're dead now, Lois. Jesus is gonna kill you.
2.47sAnd then we're gonna bury you in the yard next to Kathy Ireland.
2.74sI mean... I mean, nice weather we're having.
3.67sLook, Peter, I thought it might interest you to know that I'm Jewish.
1.03sWhat?
1.4sHe's Jewish, Peter.
2.6sJewish? Like full on? Like you practice "Jewiism"?
1.43sI am a Jew. Prove it!