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2.44sHe died for our sins in that helicopter crash.
1.8sNow, if you want to go to hell, that's fine.
4.1sBut don't drag the rest of us down with you like a mentally handicapped rooster.
1.52s(CROWING)
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1.18sGood night, everybody!
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3.57sOkay, everyone. This is my first time doing a seder,
4.1swhich is where we tell the story of the Jews' escape from bondage in Egypt.
4.32sDoesn't it seem like every Jewish holiday has to do with them escaping from stuff?
1.5sNo, Chris.
3.24sAnd, you know, tricking some bigger, more athletic people?
1.35sLois, not that I'm rushing you,
1.77sbut when do we get to the wine drinking?
1.65sHang on. Hang on. Before we do anything,
2.77sI'd like to say a blessing over the candles, if I may.
2.5sBear with me. I haven't had much rehearsal time.
1.13s(CLEARING THROAT)
1.3s(PRAYING IN HEBREW)
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