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1sYou guys are messing with me.
1.52sQuagmire, you don't use the Internet?
2.2sYou mean that crappy dial-up thing that's a pain in the ass?
2.37sNo, I don't use the damn Internet. I thought that was for nerds.
1.67sWhy didn't you guys tell me?
2.6sOh, yeah. You can even see Tonya Harding's honeymoon video on there.
4.25sI mean, it's gross, but it's, like, famous gross.
3.45sYou know, these women don't compare to the old swimsuit issues with Kathy Ireland.
1.87sYeah, she had it going on.
6.07sYou know, Horace still has one of those old beer promotion cutouts of her from, like, 1994, in the back room. Don't you, Horace?
1.88sYou mean this thing? I was about to throw it out.
1.2sIf anyone wants it, it's theirs.
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3.04sSuddenly
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5.97sLife has new meaning to me
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3.34sThere's beauty up above
4.25sAnd things we never take notice of
5.71sYou wake up and suddenly you're in love