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1.67sI most certainly will not.
1.68sIt's me or your religion, Lois.
2.47sI'm a Catholic, and I want to live in a Catholic house.
2.64sWell, I'm a Jew, and I want to live in a nicer house.
1.5sBRIAN: You really think I should run for mayor?
2.9sPeter, you've got to stop living in your own stupid world.
3.7sI'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who doesn't believe in Jesus.
1.8sHey, hey. Heard my name.
3.64sWow, Jesus! Oh, you're dead now, Lois. Jesus is gonna kill you.
2.47sAnd then we're gonna bury you in the yard next to Kathy Ireland.
2.74sI mean... I mean, nice weather we're having.
3.67sLook, Peter, I thought it might interest you to know that I'm Jewish.
1.03sWhat?
1.4sHe's Jewish, Peter.
2.6sJewish? Like full on? Like you practice "Jewiism"?
1.43sI am a Jew. Prove it!
2.3sWhat's a 9% tip on a $200 bill?
2.3s$18. Which is fair.
3.34sOh, my God, it's true! But I'm so confused.
1.47sPeter, it really doesn't matter.
2.5sCatholicism and Judaism are not that different.
1.97sThey're two sides of the same coin.
1.4sIn fact, the Last Supper,
2.47sone of the most iconic images of the Catholic faith,
1.67swas a Passover seder.